Welcome to “The Bridge Between Lost and Found”, starring the winners of our commenting contest, Alex J. Cavanaugh, Crystal Collier, Yolanda Renee, Lisa Shambrook, C. Lee McKenzie, Roland Yeomans, Djinnia (Mandy), Denise Covey, Michelle Wallace, Arlee Bird and Mikkel Heimbürger.
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In a sleepy little town nuzzled in the North Carolina mountains, down a yawning stretch of tree-lined gravel, leaning precariously over the embrace of two rushing rivers, was a peculiar place where lost things went to be found…
It was rumored that the rivers themselves reunited the patrons of Mik’s ‘Lost and Found Bar & Grill’ with what they sought. The legend, birthed around a twenty-first century campfire, ran through the waters into the gullible ears of those caught in its currents. It was a tragic tale of a young schoolteacher who was fatally afflicted, and the damaged soldier who loved her. The boy, determined to discover a way to save her, had stumbled upon a hidden shelter where they could live their remaining days in peace. She was to meet him on the bridge beneath the full snow moon. Sheets of ice had coated the planks, and the waters below grew restless. Before he could reach her, his traitorous leg buckled, sending him into the foaming mouth of a waterfall that swallowed him whole. The bridge bore the weight of the girl’s spirit ever since, her fiery hair seen trailing in phantom winds as she mourned the love she had lost that fateful fourteenth of February.
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The locals suspected the sorcery was more likely in Arlee’s white bean chili. A spry chef with an enviable mustache and a mean bottle of moonshine, Arlee safeguarded his recipes as if they were the culinary equivalent to the holy grail.
Mik, the playful proprietor with a penchant for fixing things, and his wife, Yolanda, an amiable force with a fondness for matchmaking, welcomed customers every day of the year for nearly nine decades without divulging a single secret. But that did little to deter anyone within a hundred mile radius from lining up at their door. Valentine’s Day became especially popular, as folks were eager to feed upon riverside favorites that came with a side of spooky star-crossed love.
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There was no sense in asking their staff, of course, for they were even more eccentric than their employers. For starters, their busboy refused to wear a shirt. Unsuspecting diners would get an earful of fire prevention tips while Roland, tall and topless, cleared nearby tables.
The waitresses, Michelle and Mandy, were a pair of charming identical twin teens who were reportedly adopted by the owners back in 2066, and refused to grow up. Mandy continuously serenaded customers with random song lyrics, while Michelle broke into dance routines at irregular intervals to the delight of the dinner crowd. During the lunch hour, the resident poet laureate, Lisa, would deliver a passionate helping of lyrical prose whether they ordered it or not. Breakfast was often a dicey affair when Denise served up sweet potato pancakes with stinging psych evaluations. Diners either had a breakthrough by the time they finished their hash browns, or they left with a doggy bag of egg salad and shame.
Their cashier, Lee, was also a bit bizarre. She shared heated opinions regarding one’s dietary decisions, often leaving patrons with a customized health plan highlighted beside their bill if they consumed anything deep fried.
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But the most curious character of them all was Crystal. A striking, red-headed girl who, despite the sixty years spent hostessing, never looked a day over twenty. A wealth of knowledge, she knew even the most obscure historical details. And there was the small matter of her head tilting at odd angles.
The public was more than willing to overlook any peculiarities the minute their food arrived.
“How many?” Crystal asked, marking off names in the holoscreen.
“Two,” a boy squeaked.
“Some crazy bloke is on the bridge,” a voice snickered from the doorway.
Her fingers froze in midair. She squinted out the window and shook her head. It wasn’t safe on the bridge this time of year. She knew better than most. She brushed past the line of bundled customers and stepped into the bitter cold that clouded their breaths.
“Hello?” she called out. The vexing wind whipped around her head, tempting it loose. “The bridge is closed!” she warned, though truthfully, she made a habit of strolling across it every night.
The man came closer, something about his gait seemed…familiar. He stepped off the bridge with a lopsided smile.
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“Alex!?” she shouted, darting towards him, hope surging through her, but the momentum caught her head off guard. It toppled from her shoulders onto the snow, where it rolled across the space between them and landed at his feet.
He bent down and gingerly picked up her head, carried it back to her empty shoulders, and secured it as best he could, considering.
“I see you’re still head over heels for me.”
Crystal wrapped her arms around him. “How…how are you…here?”
“Some kids found me a few months ago while they were camping. Took them awhile to restore my basic functions. After sixty years stuck under a rock, it was no easy task,” he whispered into her hair. “I’m relieved to see you’re safe.”
“It’s everything you said it would be.” She leaned into him.
Alex held her face between his hands. “So they’re not quick to disassemble you for having a screw loose?” he asked with a grin.
“They encourage it,” she smiled. “And there’s more of us, Alex. From all over the country. Entertainers, a nurse and psychologist, a literature professor, even a fireman. All of them damaged…like us.”
“Damaged or not, you’re worth more than a hundred new droids.” Alex reached into his pocket and pulled out a small metal object. “I was planning on giving you this gift before I went for a swim.” He placed the object in her hand.
It was a replacement titanium screw for her head. Something impossible to find in a world that considered her obsolete. In that moment, she felt the power of connection. Of acceptance. Of love. And for the first time in her existence, she understood why humans celebrated it.
© 2016 Samantha Redstreake Geary
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21 thoughts on “The Bridge Between Lost and Found”
First off, how on earth did you know I burst into random songs?!
I loved the story. I giggled when my character popped up. i loved the Alex’s line when he placed her head back on her shoulders. An awesome bit of humor.
It’s undeniably sweet and I smile just thinking about it especially at the reunion gift. he held onto it all that time . . . Sigh . . .
Yes, the reunion gift was a touching moment. Tall and topless, huh? 🙂
What a complete hoot.
Huge smiles from woe (the early damp tragedy) to go.
And I loved the characters too. All of them.
That was just…spectacular!
The tale of the ill-fated lovers, the quirky diner with its quirkier patrons, the mysterious hostess and an unexpected reunion. Plus, droids!
That story really had it all!
Thanks for sharing such a delightful tale.
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Quirky and utterly captivating! Enjoyed the humour and the characters. Glad she got to understand why humans celebrate it 🙂
Hah! I love it. The only thing missing was cheese, but that’s acceptable as I’m certain there was plenty on the menu. 😀
Whew! Had a few good chuckles in there. Thanks for the fun start to the day and serenade.
Your story gave me a smile. Thanks for including me in the party. That was very inventive. The music was excellent.
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I got to handle money and give dietary admonitions anytime I wanted, all the time keeping my head firmly attached. Who could ask for a better part?
This was a hoot and the musical accompaniment perfect. Great fun for this Thursday morning. Thanks, Sam for being writerly and rhythmic.
What a fabulous post!
Thanks for including me in the entertainment. I enjoyed performing those dance routines at irregular intervals. Such fun. They really keep the dinner
crowd going. 🙂
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At first I thought I wasn’t going to like this, but I couldn’t stop reading and ended by loving it.
This is a great read.
Wow! A very distinctive tale of love lost and found. Wonderful job, thanks for including me in the bunch of eclectic characters. Hubby and I used to visit a restaurant owned by a woman named Yolanda, always received excellent service – she was lovely! Your tale brought that memory back.
Wonderful combination of story and music as always! You’ve done it again Sam, amazing!
Thanks so much for participating in the WEP Valentine Challenge!
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A great take on the prompt, love the use of those character names. I’m glad they found somewhere to feel safe.
Hey Samantha! Love this spectacular tale with its fairy tale elements. The spectacular characters take it to another level. Couldn’t stop chuckling the whole way through.
What a superb addition to the WEP Valentine entries.
Nancy Williams hasn’t been able to comment either so has left you a message on the WEP site. Fingers crossed mine will work from my iPhone.
So cool to be namechecked in such an intuitive way. This story didn’t go the way I expected it and blew me away! So good and so beautifully written, Sam!
This is so great! I was really intrigued all the way through and the end had me smiling. Cute!
This is really unique. Love it. And the music along with it is fantastic. I am glad I waited until I had time to sit and really enjoy your entry.
I liked the part when her head rolled off at his feet and his said I see you are still head over heals for me. 😀
Genius. I was entertained all the way through your entry. Creative, inventive, I guess you get my drift. Great job. The music was fabulous too.
Congratulations on your award! Well-deserved.
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