A tongue and cheek blog hop in honor of Mr. anti-blog hop himself, my dear friend, witty wordsmith, and fellow Tree of Life contributor, Gary Philip Pennick!
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Without further ado, the top 3 blogfests that should never see the light of day:
The Dog Ate My Music: A grueling countdown of your favorite country songs!
Grammar Slammer: Most popular ways to slaughter the English language!
Decaf Delirium: A caffeine-free month of stringing incoherent sentences together!
WriterlySam 
Hey WriterlySam,
Or, hey Samantha! You are very nice to me, yes me, shy and humble me. I’m almost blushing.
Three cringe-worthy blogfests I wouldn’t join. Country music. Always the same theme. My wife’s left me, the dawg is dead and my pick-up truck wont start.
Grammar and I wonder if I should write in American English. That would be a colorful affair. Apologies to my English, English spell check.
I must try a caffeine-free month. What am I saying? Well done and no, I wouldn’t even join a real blogfest! 🙂
Gary….
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Good ones, Sam! The country music alone would send me running…you know they say that if you play a country song backwards you sober up, your wife comes back, with the dog!
Tina @ Life is Good
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oh those were good… i am the killer of things grammar…
The Blog-fest that make me want to say “NO”…
Jeremy H.
New Look, New Name and Same Stuff…
[Being-Retro]
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I almost listed one just like your first blogfest! Country music is like nails on a blackboard to me.
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Oh hell, the last one actually frightened me! Seriously think I hissed at the screen when I read it. *strokes coffee cup in an unhealthy, needy way* LOL
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GO WITHOUT COFFEE FOR A WHOLE MONTH????? ::swoons::
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Thanks for your entertaining contributions and for stopping by my place, Samantha. I live in country music lovers land. It’s a good thing I like country music. That blogfest would probably do well around here.
Be well.
xoRobyn
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Oh my gosh… cracking up with the country songs! I’ve never been a fan of country, though I can handle some…
And LOL to the others!
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Oh! I loved your set of three. The third one is the worst! 😀 so tickled. I love how everyone is celebrating Gary Fest!
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I’m glad I’m not the only one who isn’t a huge fan of country music. Only I (gasp!) live in Georgia! HA.
Good ones.
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I pretty much do the 3rd one everyday! but don’t know if I could blogfest about it. I think I’d have no friends left. 🙂
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Horrible blogfest ideas – I will be sure to avoid them if they ever see the light of day around a linky list. 😉
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A triple no-no to your batch of blogfest boo boos!
Imagine a combo of the three? A Caffeine-Withdrawal Country Song Slammer… where bloggyland is flooded by thousands of caffeine-starved participants who are powerless to avoid posting about country songs… the good, the bad, the ugly!
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